Something in the Field (Human Wheatley x Reader)

It was a nice day in the town. We were eating lunch when we heard a loud crash outside. "What was that?" Dave asks. Me and Wheatley shrug not knowing what it was. "Let's go see!" "DAVID!" We yell at him following him out. Next thing we know there is a huge hole in the ground "What the..." I mumble. As we get a closer look, Wheatley freezes. "What is it?.... Oh...." It's the Portal gun itself. "Why is it here?" I ask. Wheatley only shakes his head goes to get it. "Careful..." I mumble while he slides down into the crater to get the gun. After troubles of getting him out we finally get him out. "Geeze... stupid thing."

~~Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Skip~~

As we Get it back into the house and working. David decides to be stupid... He puts a portal on the ceiling then on the kitchen floor.... "David what the hell!!!" "It's-- Very-- Fun!" He yells "You're gonna get sick and it's not gonna be my fault!" I tell him while Wheatley nods. "I-- Don't-- Care!" I sigh and walk out of the kitchen letting Dave have his... 'Fun'.... "Oh well" I mumble lightly. Wheatley follows me to the living room and the next thing we hear is a loud 'CRASH' from the kitchen. "DAVIIIIID!" Me and Wheatley yell. We run to the kitchen and see it's a mess. I groan "I'm gonna have to clean that up y'know...." I hear a light 'Eheh...' from Dave as he gets up. "Wheatley get that from him before he destroys anything else please..." I say as I walk to get cleaning supplies. I come back to them fighting over it. I groan again "Really.... Children I swear" I grab the portal gun from them and put it away where it's well hidden. "Now out of the kitchen! I have to clean this up...." I slightly glare at David. He cowards and runs into the living room along with Wheatley. I sigh then begin cleaning.

~~2 painful hours later~~

I huff "Finally done!" I say triumphantly and put away cleaning supplies. I wipe away some sweat and suddenly hear loud music "what the.... Oh no" I rush to the living room to see Wheatley and David dancing and throwing... Confetti? Where did they get that?! "WHEATLEY!!! DAVID!!! WHAT IS THIS MESS!? I ALREADY CLEANED UP THE KITCHEN!!!" I rage at them. They stop and stare in fear of me. "Sorry...?" They both mumbled and began cleaning the mess they made. I smile to myself. "Do that again and I will brain you!" "Yes ma'am!" "good" I walked off to my bedroom and plopped onto the bed and sighed "I swear if they make another mess I will brain them!" I put on some music and ended up falling asleep. A couple of hours later I wake to loud music going on. Grumbling I go down stairs to hear them partying and dancing on top of a table. I yell but they didn't hear. I grabbed an ax and slammed it into the table scaring the hell out of them. Both jumping and turning to me "Uh... S-S-Sorry???" Wheatley says scared. David darted to his room terrified that I even have an ax. I sighed and scolded Wheatley "Dont EVER do that again! Clean this up!" he gave a quick nod and began cleaning up